Master Chefs of DE (no copyright infringement)

Need a silly nonsense post that has nothing to do with game or complaining what-so-ever. Soooooo......I want to know what some of your best cooking recipes are. And no....microwaved dishes dont count as cooking.

Today i am making a spiral ham with mango/honey/brown sugar/mustard glaze.....what you got? ">

Thanks to Natsu for giving me the brilliant idea of this post. So if you dont like this - pm him and complain ">
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Steak Strindberg
To prepare the meat( calf,roast beef or pork) is plated, seasoned with salt and pepper and spread with mustard. Then you press both sides of chopped onions or shallots. This combination is finally contact in flour and pulled through whipped egg. It is fried in any edible fat on both sides and meanwhile poured over the frying fat. I hope you can understand my bad english.(black_beer) but the recipe is good and very delicious,
try it(black_beer)
TrinkFix,

SFMBE - sorry for my bad english
Delicious pasta with sauce

tagliatelle pasta or another
  2 tablespoon olive oil
1 tablespoon petter silie (fresh)
1 tablespoon marjoram (fresh if möglisch)
butter
1 onion
100 g streaky bacon
500g ground beef
10 tablespoons white wine
600g peeled poop tomatoes, salt pepper
Heat olive oil with butter, bacon and onion to ground beef and fry everything, wine, tomatoes, marjoram, pettersillie (fresh !!!) give to unf with salt pepper spice. Now let simmer for 1-2 hours !!! <<< delicious !
take some hot coals dump them down your pants, boom weenie roast.
Joseph453take some hot coals dump them down your pants, boom weenie roast.

ummmm yeah.....dont think tiny little hors d'oeuvres apply to this post.

Now....for something completely different.....(no infringement here either)

THANK YOU! Anything cooked or wrapped in bacon, basted in butter, fried or has the word cheese is no doubt the BEST ">
Rouladen

Spread spicy mustard on a flank steak. add strips of bacon, onion, and dill pickle. Roll it up and insert toothpick through it so it keeps form. Brown on both sides. Add beef stock to the pan and braise for an hour. Serve with sauerkraut
Novinha,
Rouladen serve with rotkraut
Chicken Enchiladas (my nieces/nephews always ask for it)

2 cans of enchilada sauce: green + red and mix together in large bowl
3# chicken breasts - boil, drain and shred.
Finely diced white onion + jalapenos - fry in butter - mix with shredded chicken. Add in a couple ladles of the mixed enchilada sauce and a little sour cream
layer bottom of non stick baking tray with thin layer of enchilada sauce
Warm up corn tortillas in non-stick pan (flour holds up better but i like the taste of corn).
Dip warmed tortilla in enchilada sauce and wipe off excess sauce
Place a line of chicken mixture down middle of tortilla + shredded queso and cheddar cheese and roll up.
Place enchiladas in pan seam side down.....layer top with a little sauce and sprinkle with cheese
Cook in oven for around 20 minutes at 350 - until you see cheese melting
Enjoy :)
too complicated nursey
Nice Appetizer-

Italian Dry Salami ( I guess any salami but that's what I've always used) cut into thin slices ( or buy the pre cut if lazy :P)
Put cream cheese on one side of the salami
Put small piece of jalapeno in the middle (get one and cut it up)
Roll like a taco
Put a small toothpick through it to hold it together
Assemble 10-20 on a small plate depending on gathering
Serve and Enjoy

I'm hungry. Time to stop playing and eat
wow lots of great recipes to try on this post
Just to let you guys know, only the best of *chefs* can make this......

A FRIED EGG![/B]

Step 1) Get a pan and douse it in olive oil.
Step 2) Put it on heat
Step 3) Go to your fridge and get an egg
Step 4) Hold egg firmly in your left hand, but not so hard that it breaks
Step 5) Get a knife from the drawer, while still holding egg (its heating up!!!)
Step 6) Hit the center of the egg hard enough to make a small hole in it, but not hard enough to shatter it
Step 7) Put your thumbs in the hole and pull. (Make sure to do this over the frying pan as you need the egg in there)
Step 8) Wait for the egg to cook for approximately 10 minutes
Step 9) Take egg out of the frying pan and let it drip
Step 10) Now put your egg on a plate
Step 11) Pick up the plate and hold it firmly (don't want to break any of your good china)
Step 12) Go over the table nice and carefully
Step 13) Sit down very easily
Step 14) Put your plate on the table
Step 15) Jump up from the chair remembering you forgot your fork
Step 16) Run over to the drawer like a hippo chasing a butterfly
Step 17) Open carefully so you don't break it
Step 18) Pick out the fork that you want
Step 19) Walk carefully over to the table
Step 20) Lay your backside on the chair carefully, with technique
Step 21) Make sure your posture is good (sitting up straight, chair pushed in)
Step 22) Pick up your fork carefully
Step 23) Cut the egg with your fork and them pick it up with your fork
Step 24) Put it into your mouth
Step 25) Carefully chew it, counting each time until you get to 20 bites
Step 26) Then swallow (Be careful! Many people have suffered from egg related injuries!!)
Step 27) Realise that 10 minutes was a bit long
Step 28) You then realise how badly it is burnt
Step 29) You don't care and keep eating
Step 30) When finished burnt egg, get up and run to the bathroom
Step 31) Let up the puke you were holding in the whole time">">
Step 32) Come back out to the kitchen
Step 33) Go over to the table and pick up your plate
Step 34) Walk slowly over to the sink, careful not to drop the plate
Step 35) Wash the plate and put it in the dishwasher
Step 36) Open the press and get a dishwasher tablet
Step 37) Lovingly place it in the dishwasher
Step 38) Close the dishwasher and turn it on
Step 39) Go over to the table and push in the chair
Step 40) Go back over to the sink and get a washcloth
Step 41) Wipe down the table
Step 42) Walk back over to the sink and put back the washcloth
Step 43) Look at the clock and realise its 10AM
Step 44) Get into a panic because your late for work
Step 45) Run down to the bedroom
Step 46) Put on a suit being careful not to rip it
Step 47) Run out to the car
Step 48) Run back realising you forgot your keys
Step 49) Go back out to the car and open the door and sit down carefully so not to bang your head
Step 50) Start driving away all the while pondering "> why you were getting strange looks
Step 51) Look down and realise none of your "bottom half" has any clothes
Step 52) Turn around, drive carefully back to your house
Step 53) Get dressed properly, very carefully
Step 54) Start running out to the car
Step 55) Slip
Step 56) Realise you cant get back up
Step 57) Call the ambulance
Step 58) Listen to them tell you that you've broken your ankle
Step 59) Get to the hospital and wait for your X-Ray
Step 60) Pass out


DISCLAIMER: I will take no responsibility if anybody is actually stupid enough to make an egg for 10 minutes, I am not to be held responsible for, sickness from the egg, injury from the slip, injury from falling over the dishwasher....

As you can probably guess im pretty bored as I spent like an hour writing this......AOH 6-8
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pancakes I make from flour, eggs and water
sausage from a deer I shot last winter and ground and seasoned myself (I need more deer meat I am down to 15 lbs)
sunny side up eggs I gathered from out back this morning
milk I... um... (insert a your mama/girlfriend joke here)
syrup... hmmm tough one... got from relative that lives up north!

put all together a good morning meal!


^^^ previous post... how a blond cooks an egg (to any actual blonds that know how to cook an egg this is a joke so do not have a blond moment on me!) (feels a but kicking coming from rf for some reason!!!)
it not letting me edit sry for dp

^^^ previous post... how a blond cooks an egg (to any actual blonds that know how to cook an egg this is a joke so do not have a blond moment on me!) (feels a but kicking coming from rf for some reason!!!)
I want more recipe will post mine too later
beautiful idea.....i will think of some
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