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Bored.. Lol post jokes here
Getting bored of always fighting monsters in DE lol... Post jokes here for a good laugh
A canadian, a Frenchman, and an American were walking on a bridge.
The frenchman suddenly took a bottle of wine and threw it into the river beneath them. When questioned why, he said, "We have too much wine in our country, so I threw it in."
Then, the American took a cigarette and threw it into the river. When questioned why, he replied the same reason.
Then, the canadian took the frenchman and threw him into the river.
American- "What the hell did you do that for?!?!"
Canadian-"I have too many Frenchmen in my country, so guess why?"
Lol once again, post jokes in this thread for everyone to read and laugh
A canadian, a Frenchman, and an American were walking on a bridge.
The frenchman suddenly took a bottle of wine and threw it into the river beneath them. When questioned why, he said, "We have too much wine in our country, so I threw it in."
Then, the American took a cigarette and threw it into the river. When questioned why, he replied the same reason.
Then, the canadian took the frenchman and threw him into the river.
American- "What the hell did you do that for?!?!"
Canadian-"I have too many Frenchmen in my country, so guess why?"
Lol once again, post jokes in this thread for everyone to read and laugh
Oops.. Princess Sweetie is my sisters acc.. Lol
TENDO_PAIN,
Thanks for the jokes :) :P Congrats, you two are the only one that posted real jokes here.. Lol
One day a big contest happens. The rules are you get 2 balls of scrap metal in a complete dark and empty room, and you must build from it the best thing you can do. No help from outside, no tools, no lights. the best thing will be awarded with a huge amount of money.
Mindless d3ath and me decide to participate.
I go first , take the balls and go in the dark room.
After one day, the jury knocks on the door:
are you ready?
no no, still a lot of work to do.
Another day passes and they knock again.
are you ready?
Then i come out with a beautiful mercedes car, latest model, super consumption, etc. etc.
the jury is amazed and think to give me the prize, but want to see what d3ath and mindless can do.
D3ath goes in next and closes the door.
after a week, the jury knocks on the door.
are you ready?
no no, still a lot of work to do.
Another week passes, again knocks.
are you ready?
No no, so much work to do.
Another week jury is bored already, knocks.
d3ath comes out with a super rocket that can fly to the moon with very little fuel.
the jury is so amazed thinking how can he do that from 2 balls.
Mindless hops in the room with the balls, hoping to do something even greater
a week passes, and the jury knocks.
Are you ready?
no no, working please
another week, again knocks;
are you ready ?
No not yet , so much work.
A whole month passes and the jury thinks to get inside to see what mindless is doing.
they go inside and see empty, only mindless in a corner crying.
what happened mindless what did u build? where are the balls?
well, one i broke, the other i lost :(