Here are a few methods of torture I picked up over the years.

1. If you're mad at someone and want them to suffer, include them in a PM conversation with _Mindless_Prodigy_ and Leane. Severe psychological trauma is likely, as well as brain hemorrhaging due to repeated and intense manual percussion on the facial area (also known as a facepalm). This torture is especially severe and should only be reserved for the most extreme of cases.

2. Convince the victim to become friends with The_Government. Victim will be spammed eternally by funnyjunk links. Keep in mind that this is a light torture and may cease to be one, as there is a 1% chance that the junk will actually be funny.