This first method is called "Death by Stupidity".

1. Say something really stupid or immature to another person.

2. Other person will facepalm so hard that they will blast their own brains out.

3. FATALITY



This next method is called "Heeeeeeeey Macarena!".

1. Invite person over to party.

2. Start playing "El Macarena" and dance.

3. Other person will want to go to Mexico and will proceed to drive there.

4. Person will arrive at a burrito stand in Mexico. You will have bribed the burrito maker to make his burrito really spicy.

5. He will eat the burrito.

6. He will go to the bathroom and be engulfed in fire on the toilet.

7. FATALITY


This next one is called the "Axe".

1. Walk into the club like what up I got a big axe. (Translation: Walk into a bar wearing Axe deodorant.)

2. Person will smell it and feel a desire to wear said deodorant.

3. Unscrew their bar stool.

4. They will fall and hit their head.

5. As a result, their IQ will decrease.

6. They will remember that they want to wear Axe, so, being stupid, they take an axe and jam in into their head.

7. FATALITY