(To the tune of The Major General's song from the pirates of penzance and based off of the lyrics...look it up)

I am the very model of a level 30 paladin,
I've information technical and not to mention maaaartial,
I can name the clans of Adan and I quote the wars historical,
From Drachengarde and Underworld to Hellfire and Destiny!
I'm very well acquainted too with matters economical
I've sold a golden eagle sword and helm for fifty thousand gold...
About the intuition stat I'm teeming with a lot of news...
With many cheerful facts about the level cap of fiiiifty...

I'm very good at PvP and Sydian extraaaction...
I write the coding for the tournament of honoooorr...
In short in matters technical and not to mention maaartial,
I am the very model of a Level 30 Paladin!