Here is a big bag of virtual fortune cookie sayings for you all......it will save you on the calories to use for the holidays instead

"The early bird gets the worm, but the second mouse gets the cheese"
"Don't worry about the world coming to an end, it is already tomorrow in Australia"
"The usefulness of a cup is in its emptiness".....hmmmm - not where coffee is concerned imo
"Some fortune cookies contain no fortune"
"Only listen to fortune cookie and disregard all other fortune telling units"
"Vampires will soon strike you if you do not order again"
"You will be hungry again in 1 hour"
"You will read this and say - Geez, I can come up with better fortunes than that"