Page for jokes, funny quotes, poetry slam, whatever. Have some fun with it.

I'll start with a quote: "A woman's mind is cleaner than a man's: She changes it more often." -Oliver Herford

And some poetry. I'm not used to writing poetry so bear with me if I fail hopelessly "> Here goes:

The sun is shining through a clear blue sky
Smells of cooking in the air
Wetness of past rain
Peaceful and calm
...In the eye of the storm

One moment peace
Next the world turned to shambles
But no matter
For we continue
Picking up the pieces
And pressing on

Joke: Why'd the one handed man cross the road? To get to the second hand shop. ">