Duck

Two ducks were waddling over the hill.
One of the ducks fell down and broke its bill.
The other one did jeer, and sneer, and said,
Haha, you silly, n00by, clumsy Fred!

The duck that broke its bill got really sad,
He thought his broken bill looked pretty rad.
So he waddled over to Bob, the duck,
And ran him over with a pick-up truck.

Now, kids, the moral of the story is,
Don't you ever get on a sad duck's chiz!


(this is a pretty badass sonnet ">)
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